Malbeth (malbeth) wrote,
Malbeth
malbeth

Ролевым магам посвящается



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Five guys and a bag of dice
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It's Friday night's game.
Got a cleric and a fighter, thief
But we ain't got a mage.

My friends they all looked at me,
And they said the job was mine:
'Might suck at level one;
But you'll rip at level nine!'

Well we're playing the Keep, so we enter the town
to stock up for the night.
I learn the two standard spells,
Magic Missile and Light.

Suddenly from out of the caves,
the kobolds they attack.
I screamed and shit my pants,
And took a dagger in the back.

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That's why I'm always the first to die,
Always the first to die.
Yeah I'm always the first to die,
Always the first to die.

Am Em
Some guys get chain or plate,
Or a big-ass sword that does one dice eight;
I get the lantern and a ten-foot pole,
Am D Dsus4 D Dsus4
and some ropes, with this thing that does 1 dice 4, 1 dice 4
D Dsus4
I only do 1d4:

That's why I'm always the first to die,
Always the first to die.
I'm always the first to die,
Always the first to die.

Mage two was an elf named Shmoo,
He found a poison trap.
Mage three was an NPC,
So I had to give him back.

Four and five went really quick,
And six was just the same.
Screw you guys, I'm going home,
And FUCK THIS GAME!

Because I'm always the first to die,
Always the first to die.
Yeah, I'm always the first to die,
Always the first to die.

I'm always the first to die,
Always the first to die.
Yeah, I'm always the first to die,
Always the first to die."
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